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16.04.2012 у Tupac not dead
Tupac was always alive and hiding in serbia

srs note:

look at the end of the video when he blows up. "tupac" was a hologram in coachella...it was really cool though, it seemed so real
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France is one of my favorite countries (ofc if no UK) due to the fact that you should be able to have a foothold in the balkans and have full western europe by the first reinf turn
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Написао NateBaller, 15.04.2012 at 18:41

3/5 I laughed only a few times.


0/5 sense of humor
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16.04.2012 у Do we need more mods?
Написао Stomach Ulcers, 16.04.2012 at 12:59

Seriously, every video game, forum or other internet doodaddle gets mods it goes downhill. Modless AW was golden days.

That's just my two cents.


agreed...the only thing we need mods for is to stop hdrakon1-tier room spamming (global was amazing when there were inactive mods) and to stop cheating. most of the aw life is in room chat, I feel like we should be able to talk about what we want there
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Написао learster, 16.04.2012 at 08:58

Написао VAGlNEER 2.0, 14.04.2012 at 21:27

Most likely to masturbate to mirror: learster


But I'm the most humble person. How can I have possibly won this?


you just got learster'd
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Написао Fruit, 14.04.2012 at 21:40

I liked the vaglneer awards before they were mainstream


why did the hipster burn his tongue?
because he drank the tea before it was cool
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Cow
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THE ANNUAL VAGlNEER AWARDS - Season III: 300 REPS EDITION

The awards are in 'tiers', ranking from least prestigious to most prestigious. The awards were chosen by me because I am the most important person.

The Greek awards: Awards given to those in need of money and a new razor

Most likely to die in a riot: Aristosseur

Most likely to own a farm and cultivate many crimson medals: TopHats

Most likely to swim to miami due to no passport: Nate "The Jewban" Baller

Most likely to know how to deactivate a mine and kill himself in the process: Himmler

The ghetto awards: Nobody wants one, but you get what you get.

ROBLOX CHAMPION: TDFall

Most likely to have raciss wife: Houdini

Most missed of all time: The ZOG

Most likely to do missionary work in greece and build banks cos American: VAGlNEER, Houdini, and Fruit

Most likely to travel to Nigeria to be in a richer place: Aristosseur

Most likely to be a couple: YOBS and Gardevoir

Most likely to win eurovision and get many prostitutes: Hugosch

The Brazilian Awards: Dedicated to all of the shemales out there

Worst divorce of 2012: Fruit and TopHats

Most likely to be brazilian due to forever flaccid p3n1s: TopHats

Most likely to be bosnian due to setting of traps to catch serbians: TopHats

Most likely to masturbate to mirror: learster

Most likely to be a woman due to daily lap dances to toptraps: Counterpart and doberman211

Most likely to be pakistani: LDK

Most likely to fly a plane: Caulerpa

Most likely to die in saudi arabia for saying Oy Vey: ShaiBB

Most likely to flip THREE BEDS AT ONCE: LilD

THE GOD TIER AWARDS: AWARDS THAT ARE JUST UNHEARD OF

BEST PERSON OF ALL TIME: NCM

KANKER OF AW (DONT WORRY TUMORS ARE REMOVED NOW): Fruit

Most likely to die in confrontation with VAGlNEER: Samnang

Most likely to sing Fergie and Carly Rae Jepsen in every major city: Stomach Ulcers and VAGlNEER

Autist: Cow

The bad kind of autist: ShaiBB, AlexMeza, Pentanion

Most likely to hire prostitute and report prostitute to police for prostitution: Jubapreta, AlexMeza

Most likely to have both male and female genetalia: PulseReaction's sister

Most likely to know how to peel a banana from the bottom up: PulseReaction

Most likely to surrender: Ironail

Most likely to be a pseudonig: ThomasMer

Most likely to find serb horses: Fruit

Most likely to be riding serb horse: VAGlNEER

Most likely to die in banana shipping expedition: Pinheiro

Most likely to be very hairy and greek (because from FYROM): avatar

Most likely to actually chop somebody in half while doing magic trick: Houdini

Most likely to lose all of his land: Desu

King of AW: Pera

Best at trationing: fruit

Most likely to create a training academy to teach noobs how not to play: Art of War

The Serb Tier Awards: If you're here, kill yourself. you're too good.

Star Sisters: VAGlNEER and Fruit

Most likely to not CW due to high level tenis trainings: Pera

Most likely to expletive politically correct mother: LAKI ZAJEBAN

Legendary Serb / Most Missed besides ZOG: LAKI ZAJEBAN

Most likely to teach grammar: IT'S A TIE! Between: hdrakon1 and Gardevoir

Most likely to be a false god: Zizou

True prophet: El_Kolonel

Most likely to leave shit in pants qq: lfinlandl

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Quote of the season:

"who is el_kolonel hehehehe i am god i am EL_GENERAL"
- God himself

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Presented by VAGlTECH industries

THANKS FOR TUNING INTO THIS SEASON OF THE VAGlNEER AWARDS.

CRITICISMS? COMPLAINTS? CALL 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF AND GET QUICK CUSTOMER SUPPORT PROVIDED BY LDK LOCATED IN KARACHI, PAKISTAN
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Написао Guest, 12.04.2012 at 20:11

Why does everyone say NC is crap, it's good.


You're joking, right? NC is a really bad strategy. Don't even bring up the "YOU HAVE TO USE IT CORRECTLY," because every other strategy, with the exception of blitz and LB, can be used better.
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Ulcers
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VAGlNITES
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BT should get a free pass as the coalition they're facing has two total members (impossible to CW).
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13.04.2012 у Best AW Player poll
YOLO TEAM VAGlNEER 2012 WE DA BEST
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Okay secrets:

pinheiro once gave me his money to betray a mod and win

acquiesce and I joined on the same link and played the same first game

lild thinks there is something off about me

I am a genius

I used to use TG before IF

it took me more than 6 months to get from rang 7 to rang 8

VAFIKA pr'd me because he thought that I was him (???)

I used to be a 6/5 faggot before kanker

i don't have many problems with the moderation but they have problems with me

I am secretly the most loved player on aw ( : - ) )

I secretly respect the state of california

i secretly think USC is a good school

i used to look up to gardevoir

i think samnang is the funniest guy on aw but he's also a retard and I hate him

I think alexmeza should stop making obvious alts

I think fried chicken is overrated and makes my stomach hurt afterwards

I secretly think you're dumb if you believe what I said about fried chicken

barrymore is a better rapper than I am

im allergic to ugly ppl
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08.04.2012 у JB poll
Написао Hugosch, 29.03.2012 at 08:11




Please do not post pictures of alcohol or alcohol related images, as some players are minors.
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07.04.2012 у Blitzkrieg
Написао Garde, 07.04.2012 at 13:58

Написао nonames, 07.04.2012 at 13:55

Написао Garde, 07.04.2012 at 01:48

Here is an example of Blitz in Europe.


Wis this proving? wait until you have competition, basically, if you are defending with blitz ever, you are in trouble.

Also anyone playing imp will crush blitz seeing as the -1 attack turns to a +1 against blitz.


What is "wis"?
And I've done better with competition.


Blitz is the worst europe strategy, period. You will have a huge empire fast, but wait until you're left defending with militia...lold at the thought that blitz can stand a chance against anyone in europe.
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Написао Garde, 06.04.2012 at 14:50

Написао VAGlNEER 2.0, 06.04.2012 at 14:36

Написао Garde, 06.04.2012 at 13:10

Honestly; if you want to get good at the game, join Dalmati pups. If you want to have a good time, find a small coalition without many members and help it out.


More members have gotten better out of Byzantia training rather than pups training. I'll give you a list:

thomasmer
iDake
pulsereaction
TDFall
himmler
zog
myself

and my all time favorite,
sixstars


Well duh, but the thing is, that's Byzantia, ad formerly Albanian moms. Fruit is manly compared to Dalmati pups is a win in Dalmati's favor: It's smaller, which means that leaders and trainers can spend more time with their initiates. In other words, it's a faster and easier process.


Again, ask and you shall receive. If a Fruit is Manly player asks for my help in terms of tips or help in a game, I will gladly assist. That's the best way to train imo.
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Put usernames in brackets like [shade of rommel] and have it read whats in the brackets or something
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Написао Garde, 06.04.2012 at 13:10

Honestly; if you want to get good at the game, join Dalmati pups. If you want to have a good time, find a small coalition without many members and help it out.


More members have gotten better out of Byzantia training rather than pups training. I'll give you a list:

thomasmer
iDake
pulsereaction
TDFall
himmler
zog
myself

and my all time favorite,
sixstars
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ELO, amok said it would be implemented in a few weeks when I asked him around 3 weeks ago, meaning it should be here soon.
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Написао Jubapreta, 06.04.2012 at 08:44

Написао Sixstars, 05.04.2012 at 17:57

Fruit is manly has not had any single cw this season.


It's not only that, Fruit is manly have only fought a single CW in all their history.


Написао VAGlNEER 2.0, 05.04.2012 at 17:42

Don't listen to Jubapreta. Getting into a CW in Fruit is many is as easy as asking -- ask a leader and you'll most likely be placed in a CW. Lord Zizou (piannas) does not speak to infidels, most likely the reason the he didn't speak to you.


The only CW they played so far was 197 days ago. You won't tell me nobody wanted to fight them since that, right? :p

And about piannas; I am not even an officer, so why should he answer me when asking for a CW? But that is not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about him refusing to say even as little as "no, we don't want to fight".
It's not only me he didn't answer, he didn't talk at all, to none I have spoken with. This in unpolite, and certainly not an attitude that makes him a good trainer.



Please read my post again. You must have misunderstood me. We just recently turned into a training clan after we combined revo and Byzantia, meaning we are going to start soon after we get more CW-able members. Also, lord Zizou (piannas) does not talk to the inferior, most likely the reason he does not talk to you. Also, piannas is not the trainer, us at Byzantia are. We will play games with Fruit is Manly members.
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Написао Sixstars, 05.04.2012 at 18:01

Написао VAGlNEER 2.0, 05.04.2012 at 17:42

Don't listen to Jubapreta. Getting into a CW in Fruit is many is as easy as asking -- ask a leader and you'll most likely be placed in a CW. Lord Zizou (piannas) does not speak to infidels, most likely the reason the he didn't speak to you. Also, once you get to rank 7 or 8, you have the ability (if you're cool + skilled) to join Byzantia, the #1 coalition in afterwind. You can always talk to any Byzantia member and ask about how they like it, joining Fruit is manly and being active almost guarantees you a spot in it in the future.


If you want to play alot of Cw's then fruit is manly isnt the right coalition to join. Just look at their home page...


Every clan started somewhere. Only recently has it become a training coalition. We'll organize more CW's in the future.
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Make a video of me dancing to the guile theme while eating kfc

video must have over a million hits
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Don't listen to Jubapreta. Getting into a CW in Fruit is many is as easy as asking -- ask a leader and you'll most likely be placed in a CW. Lord Zizou (piannas) does not speak to infidels, most likely the reason the he didn't speak to you. Also, once you get to rank 7 or 8, you have the ability (if you're cool + skilled) to join Byzantia, the #1 coalition in afterwind. You can always talk to any Byzantia member and ask about how they like it, joining Fruit is manly and being active almost guarantees you a spot in it in the future.
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05.04.2012 у Being learster
Being vaglneer

you: beat leartser

learster: u suk vag u will nvr be good

you: facepalm, drink beer and feel anus of the many females in my vicinity
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Just don't let Ukraine have two countries, pretty simple imo
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Написао nonames, 04.04.2012 at 19:41

Написао VAGlNEER 2.0, 03.04.2012 at 14:58

I've seen SO many religions claiming oneself to be a god, well i've got news for you: you're not. You cannot (as stated by the aw religion handbook) make a religion after yourself, as that is an automatic invalidation of the actual religion.

Just wanted to throw that out there

-VAGlNEER, prophet of kolonelism



why not, Rameses did it, he spent 44 years conquering any new culture he found, cause that's how he rolled, and then spent 20 years being vain and building temples to himself, he even created a temple which showed an offering from Rameses the king to Rameses the god.

Seeing as you couldn't remove anything from a temple, only if you made it bigger, back in egyptian times, Rameses used to deep carve his name into other peoples temples over the original builders name, and claim he built them, then add to them a bit.

He was so vain that when he went to conquer Syria and his army fled, he claimed he defeated all 30 thousand men on his own, and built a temple to praise himself, he just wouldn't allow anything to dent his pride.

He had something like 100 wifes are some stupid shit, and lived for 96 years, his one wife he loved the most he built a temple for her, and 3 out of the for main statues were devoted to him.

So i say again, why can you not claim yourself to be a god? eh?


And yet, on my last visit to heaven, Ramses was nowhere to be seen. This means that Ramses is burning in the depths of hell, a place where nobody, not even el kolonel HIMSELF would want to be. Sure, you can claim yourself to be a god, but like Ramses, you will burn in the depths of hell and el kolonel will spit on your face.
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Написао Deray YG, 03.04.2012 at 16:27

Where is this book? I would love 2 see it.

<LilDGoinIn God of Lillysum (I believe Lillysum has been along longer than kolonelism)


wrong. kolonelism was started in december of 2011, as soon as el_kolonel gave me his blessings
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Написао tophat, 04.04.2012 at 15:08

Just make it 1 initial problem solved


completely agreed, though every single 1v1 is going to be germany vs ukraine and that's no fun
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04.04.2012 у The church of Gardism.
Killing your own people 5 times does not earn you a church. It earns you eternal damnation.
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