My dOg ben

One time i was plafyn in the park LOL with mi fRiend jon nad we was havn r8 fun



but then my mate cam and said OI LETS GO TO SEE KALVN HARRIS XXXX

N SO WE WENT N SAW KALVIN HARRIS


N he was overseas so we went overseas




an we had a big party with KALVI HARRIS n he smelled like trumps LOL
nd tehfcno dance music lol penduLom R playin i Liek drugs



i got 2 go i fink i can here my dad haveing a wank L(OL/. U can tell cos the chair in his room sqeeks

ben my dog if u r readin this pls come home cos ill get bollocked if u dont

Wat.

Speak English please.

I think you are drunk, mate

Yes.

I love this story

When will this be published?