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Написао Gking19, 11.08.2012 at 21:29
1 word comes to my mind when I read this... Gay eh
Oh mighty king of G strings!
that's where this started.
Worship LilD plz, I am moar legit gawd sry.
Accept Lillysum Today! (Said like -Lil-E-Sum)
We are called Lilians (said like Lil-e-ans)
Church 1st Theme Song: Big Sean: Dance Remix ft. Nicki Manaj
Lil yo god now. Everyone goes to heaven in here. There is no such things as sins. The year of 2012 is yours now. Execpt it and live the way you want. Lil is the rap god of gods. Pray when you wanna pray. You do somethin terrible, don't fear Lil don't give a fuck. Heaven for you.(Except for Ahmadinejad, he goes to hell) And for those who live in teh Ghetto once you die............... YOU PARTY IN THE AFTERLIFE BRO! There is but five gods here. LilDGoinIn, Chuck Norris, George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, PedoBear and.............................. Lil Wayne.
Story: 1 god is not enough to rule all the mayhem of life. So one day Lil took what ever was in his hands and threw them at the door and held a contest. "Most Awesome person gets to be a god too" he said cheerfully. And well what do ya know now we have 5 gods. But still there was something missing from his thrown. A great party. He took a sharpie and a piece of paper and wrote -Party in Heaven, ticket to get in. Die.- He looked around, "All was good" he thought to himself. Then he took a moment and processed everything he saw. F*** rules he said, and he took all the rules away.
Church 2nd Theme Song: ? ? ? ? ?
For sell defence anything goes. It doesn't matter what it is or what you do. Some guy pulls a knife and you pull a glock. Its okay. Do anything you want.
Story: Self defense was a problem among his followers. So he looked east, west, north and south. He saw something in the distance. He wrapped the misterious object in a fine linen. Then sent it to the Heavans above. Then he made a storm on earth with blacked-out clouds that seemed to block all sun-light. he unwrapped the misterious object, and took off its lid. then he dumped its insides onto the storm. To everyones surprise the storm was raining guns for his followers. But when a non-follower tryed to pick one up he was struck by lightning. Then Lil said "These are only for those who worship the church of Lil, all who don't are forbidden to touch them."
Church 3rd Theme Song: Guide line 3
In this religion there is no such thing as having too many mates.  There are no limits what so ever. So cheaters will have a hard time in here. All we gotta say when people look at us is............. pimpin' ain't easy.
Story: Soon enough lil got bored of all the fighting on earth about cheating and he hated the show cheaters. So one day he just stood up and walked to the church square and said "Screw this, everyone can have as many mates as they wan't."
Church 4th Theme Song: Black and Yellow
Haters be jack. They no nothing 'bout us. Just keep it real and ignore them. We all just wanna have fun and live our lives. Thats what were all about livin' our lives.
Story: Lil woke up one day and checked his God Email (cuz thats what gods do) and saw a bunch of hate mail. He said F*** haters man." And thats how this was started.
Saved the best for last: Our supreme church anthem.
Eternal Father, bless our land
Guard us with Thy mighty hand
Keep us free from evil powers
Be our light through countless hours
To our leaders, Great Defender,
Grant true wisdom from above
Justice, truth be ours forever
Jamaica, land we love
Jamaica, Jamaica, Jamaica, land we love
Teach us true respect for all
Stir response to duty's call
Strengthen us the weak to cherish
Give us vision lest we perish
Knowledge send us, Heavenly Father,
Grant true wisdom from above
Justice, truth be ours forever
Jamaica, land we love
Jamaica, Jamaica, Jamaica, land we love
-Jamaican National Anthem
Church Prophets:
Gardevoir
Story
Tome 1: The lesser
1: In the beginning, there was Fire, Aqua, and Coding. Two brothers, created the World. One stood, out of Fire, and one stood, out of Aqua. They worked together to create their world, fit with the best of Maps and of Lobbies. This world, one of many, would be Afterwind. Many minds flocked to it, forums were created, and Facebook was connected. The first few months were ones of progress, ones of strategy. Then, in the following month, a new mind appeared on Afterwind, we will call this mind V. V was accompanied by 2 friends: R and C. All lived on Afterwind, and learned its ways. Later on, another mind would appear: G. After R and C grew tired of Afterwind, V and G met each other. V and G did not like each other. V would visit the Forum, and share his thoughts, but G did not like this, and one day, G told it too him. V did the only thing he could, and told Fire his troubles. V and G from then on ignored each other. For the next few months, V would not be present on the world of Afterwind.
2: Once V returned, Afterwind was a very different place. In the time he was gone, a new batch of players joined. They had caused some trouble, and the two brothers decided to create Guards to ensure Afterwind was safe and equal. This new group and V got along at first, but after a while V started discovering new things in life, and as his views expanded, so did his ability to be himself and be happy. After a while, after having many breakdowns in public, his friends no longer bothered with him, and he was laughed at by the new group. He started many clans and in hopes of taking any who made fun of him down, but failed every time. One day, it got so bad that he declared Jihad on the new group, but alas, his bombs did not explode. He cast himself away in embarrassment, and decided never to come back to Afterwind.
3: In V's travels, he recovered from his apparent self-bashing and depression. He found solace in trying new things, and seeing the worlds outside of Afterwind. He would eventually find another like him, and befriend the mind. They would do many things together, and talk for hours. As the days and months passed, they eventually grew bored with each other, and realizing they had grew to close, ceased in talking. V would become depressed once again, after the thought of losing his friend strolled his mind. He decided he had grown too much too let petty depression overtake him again, so came back to Afterwind, and tried his best to be who he wanted too be, and not let the hands take him away. As he grows older, he constantly adapts himself to the community on Afterwind, and hopes to one day, be who he really is without anyone having to denounce him for it.
M: When things get rough; it's best to take it head on, and keep your strong personality your main fighter in your war on whatever it is that faces you. Never let anyone take over you. You are who you are, and only you can decide what your life will be like and how it will play out.
IfinlandI
Story:
He's awesome as fuck. If you don't agree, well too bad.
Legendary Coalitions That Are "Lil" Tier.
The Entente
Solunae Penticus
Kanker Elysium
Loyal Followers
LDK
iom2010
zizou -Somewhat of a Idle
Vodka -Something weird about this one
Supah Nigguh
Sub.LilDGoinIn -A Church Advisor
LilDomination
Take The World
Enemies of The Holy Church of Lil
None
Your all powerful god and Church advisor LilDGoinIn
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