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Постављено од стране WinterAnomaly, 22.09.2012 - 23:59
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Suddenly a rogue band of ninjas come and take Cthulhu to their evil base on the Sun.
---- The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.
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However, they end up on Mars instead and have go-kart rides on the Mars Rover. Cthulu slips away.
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Then cthulu goes to japan and destroys tokyo
---- ~Somewhere in the distance an eagle shrieked as it rode an American buffalo to an apple-pie-eating contest at a baseball field.~
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All the way to USA!
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Where he was killed by a Mexican at a Taco Bell eating a burrito in a sombrero .
---- "In atWar you either die a hero or live long enough to ally fag and gang bang some poor bastards." ~Goblin "In this game, everyone is hated." ~Xenosapien
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And then got killed by a same Mexican at a Taco Bell eating a burrito in a sombrero again.
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He is than reincarnated as a potato.
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And then he is made into a potato burrito and served at Taco Bell.
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He is eaten by a fat American person and makes friends with other food trying to escape from the American's large stomach.
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It turns out that it was all actually a government conspiracy theory to cover up the area 51 tests
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He looks to his left and sees a tortoise with some sort of briefcase on his back
---- Exceptional claims demand exceptional evidence.
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He takes the briefcase then violently consumes the turtle.
---- The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.
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Well, you are what you eat! Our hero is now a slow-ass tortoise.
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The slow ass tortoise swims to china and gets eaten in soup
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And he farts out a rainbow, a leprechaun, and a pot of gold.
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The troll has a change of heart and gives the gold to charity.
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The charity's media coordinator has a panic attack and gets arrested for public masturbation in San Diego.
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